Katz And Other Tales

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Thursday, July 31, 2008

Pet Jokes IV

Very, very silly jokes this week...

Q: What song does a cat like best?
A: Three Blind Mice!

Q: What is a rabbit's favourite type of music?
A: Hip-hop!

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Thursday, July 24, 2008

Pet Jokes III

The Sniffer Dog

An aeroplane passenger is taken aback when a man and a Labrador take up the two empty seats beside him. He's just had his aftershave and cigarette lighter confiscated "for security reasons" so he's not amused at seeing a big hairy dog in the seat beside him.

Seeing his annoyance, the second man explains he and his dog work for the airline's security division. "Sniffer is the best security professional in the field," the man boasts. "He's the best of the best. Just wait and see."

When the plane is up in the air and seatbelt signs go off, Sniffer gets up and wanders down the aisle, sniffing at all the passengers.

Sniffer stops briefly by the side of a woman, sniffing intently. He then strolls back and puts a left paw on the handler's arm.

The handler says, "Good boy!" He makes a note of the woman's seat and whispers confidentially, "Sniffer says she's carrying marijuana. We'll pick her up when we land."

The first man is very impressed.

He's equally impressed when Sniffer stops by another passenger, returns and puts two paws on the handler's arm. "He's carrying heroine," the handler says making another note.

The dog goes off a third time, sniffing at everyone in the plane. Suddenly Sniffer grinds to a halt. He sniffs intently at a passenger and then bolts back to the handler. But instead of putting up one paw or two paws, the dog poops all over the seat and buried his head in the handler's lap.

"What the hell is going on?" asks the passenger in surprise and disgust. "I thought you said this dog was the best of the best?!"

"He is," the handler replies shakily. "He just found a bomb!"

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Thursday, July 17, 2008

Silly Cat Joke II

How do cat's keep law & order?
Claw Enforcement.

Here's Target: the undercover cat cop...................................

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Thursday, July 10, 2008

Cat And Dog Jokes

I heard a great joke in the pub the other night...

Q: "What is the difference between a cat and a comma?"
A: "One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause."

Try saying that when you've had half a dozen vodkas :-)

And then S.K.Ong emailed me this...

CAT-apult!

One day a pastor's cat was caught up a tree. The pastor tied the branch to his car bumper and reversed.

At first the tree branch bent so that the cat could find its way down. But then the string snapped and the cat was catapulted !

He lost the cat.

After several weeks, the pastor went to a grocery store and met his neigbour and her daughter. He was surprised to see they were buying tins of cat's food because he knew they had no cats.

So casually, he asked her neighbour why she was buying cat food.

She replied. "Oh, Pastor, my little girl who was at the garden, was pestering me to buy her a cat and I told she could have it if God granted her."

"She prayed and as soon as she finished her prayer, a cute white furry cat fell from the sky!"

Now I'm in the mood to collect and share pet jokes. Anyone want to take part? Cats, dogs, hamsters, mice... everyone is welcome.

I've put together a quick Mr Linky to make it easier to jump from one to the next. No need to leave comments...

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